VIDEO OF THE DAY: Jason Voorhees, Benny Hill style

So here's a bit of Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning sped up a bit and set to the Benny Hill theme. (Did you know that the song's actual title is "Yakety Sax?" Yeah, neither did I. But now we both do.)

I have a sneaking suspicion that people running around at high-speed to this music will always be okay by me. Especially since Jason Voorhees is borderline slapstick himself. You know, if you squint and replace the rubber chickens and pies with a machete.